i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
When did we convert life to cartoon?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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