I cockslap morals
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Blow job season was short but glorious.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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