With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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