Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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