Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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