It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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