Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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