I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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