Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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