okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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