yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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