I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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