I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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