my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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