Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Randomize
