Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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