so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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