almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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