haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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