I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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