Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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