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Acid is not a monday night drug

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(650): View more from California

Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.

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(845): View more from New York

So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing

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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.

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(239): View more from Florida

i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.

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(714): View more from California

I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts

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