I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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