therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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