I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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