we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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