I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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