He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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