what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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