He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
accomplished twins. life is a go
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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