Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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