what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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Goodbee
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I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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