I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
