Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
