Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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