All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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