I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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