i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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