Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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