Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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