I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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