Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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