my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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