did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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