Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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