Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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