hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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