there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
God I need to hump something, right now.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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