More tranny stories later!
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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