Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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