dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
FUCK WHALES
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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