u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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