Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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