8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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