I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
we're making bets on your personal life
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
