If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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