Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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