8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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