I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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